1. I am SO bruised right now
2. If she tells me I am in the wrong position one more time I swear to God…
3. When in doubt leg mount (not to be taken seriously)
4. I can’t wear open toed shoes.. my feet are disgusting
5. I can’t drink tonight I have dancing tomorrow
6. Everything hurts
7. Please, I beg of you, don’t make me improvise
8. If she tells me I am out of time one more time I swear to God…
9. I have twenty hours of dancing next week- don’t even talk to me about being busy
10. I fucked up on stage do you think anyone noticed?
11. I have floor burn
12. Pass me the deep heat
13. Bitch, I ain’t too old to dance
14. We should use that move at clubs
15. Please, I beg of you, don’t give me an ugly costume
16. She put me in a crop top…
17. She put her in a crop top…
18. Why am I not that flexible LIFE IS NOT FAIR!
20. Did you see that routine on SYTYCD last night? Average at best.
21. Why am I not Beyonce. But actually everyone says that.