So since my uni course is clearly not time consuming enough, I recently have found myself using Tinder. I sort of give up when it comes to talking to people because I can’t be bothered with the repetitive getting to know you questions, however what I have noticed is that guys tend to employ a few specific tactics in order to attract their prey. I will now proceed to divulge their “secrets” to pulling birds.
1.Photo of me with a small child– playing on the maternal instincts, very good. We all love a man who is good with children, and if you catch us on a particularly hormonal occasion, you might have hit a winner …
2. Photo of me with an animal– must love dogs anyone?
3.Photo of me with a grandparent– yeah nice, caring for the elderly, top bloke
4.Photo of me with a pretty girl– this one confuses me a little bit because I always presume it’s a girlfriend or ex-girlfriend, however I think the method behind the madness is that “I can pull good looking girls, you should want me..” Still unsure…
5.Photo with my good-looking best mate– maybe she will mistake me for him? nah i swear girls are cleverer than that….
6.Photo of me lifting– okay definitely do away with the gym photos, if you go to the gym a lot we will be able to see the results, but we don’t need to be privy to every single workout via photos of you #shredding
7.Photo of me playing sport – very Australian tactic and it means you’re a team player, can’t say I have any problem with this!
8.A photo of a wad of cash? ……????….. ?
9.Photo of me in a football jumper- will this trick her into thinking I am actually a football player? On the off chance that it is a footballer, a lot of girls will be swiping right anyway.
10.Photo of me in a suit– suave. As long as it’s a nice suit it’s a good choice.
What I think the best bet is, is to use photos of you having fun with your friends, on holidays, heading out etc. Being able to see that you’re not a complete psycho will usually hit a soft spot with most gals.
So to all those guys out there on Tinder, Happy Tinder Games, and may the odds be ever in your favor!