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Shit Dancers Say

1. I am SO bruised right now

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2. If she tells me I am in the wrong position one more time I swear to God…

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3. When in doubt leg mount (not to be taken seriously)

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4. I can’t wear open toed shoes.. my feet are disgusting

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5. I can’t drink tonight I have dancing tomorrow

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6. Everything hurts

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7. Please, I beg of you, don’t make me improvise

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8. If she tells me I am out of time one more time I swear to God…

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9. I have twenty hours of dancing next week- don’t even talk to me about being busy

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10. I fucked up on stage do you think anyone noticed?

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11. I have floor burn

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12. Pass me the deep heat

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13. Bitch, I ain’t too old to dance

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14. We should use that move at clubs

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15. Please, I beg of you, don’t give me an ugly costume

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16. She put me in a crop top…

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17. She put her in a crop top…

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18. Why am I not that flexible LIFE IS NOT FAIR!

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19. #AbbeyLeeDanceStudios

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20. Did you see that routine on SYTYCD last night? Average at best.

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21. Why am I not Beyonce. But actually everyone says that.

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